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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 6 "Meow" Deb cracked open an eye in disbelief then shook her head and stuck a finger in her ear. Wriggling it around making sure her ears wern't blocked she stared once more at the lion still standing in the road way. The lion stared back and again opened its mouth flashing those marvellous molars. "Meow ?" he said but this time there was a little more hesitance in the sound. Something inside Deb snapped. She rolled her eyes and letting go of the Tin man/Porunga she walked up to the lion and slapped him hard on the backside. The lion promptly cowered away and began to sniffle. "What did you go and do that for?" he asked rubbing his eyes with a paw. "That was for scaring the shit out of us all." replied Deb. "But he doesn't have any shit only hay ... and as for the metal man....." began the Lion/SSjMatty. "Stop splitting hairs.." snapped Deb. "but...." "Look will you just shut up.. " said Deb cutting him off and then advancing slowly and menacingly she continued. "This is turning out to be one of the most screwed up days of my life and I really dont need a lion pissing me off even more. Its bad enough that I have a hay stack that moults, a rusted tin can and a psychotic dog for companions. Not to mention a wierd witch after me as well, so I suggest that unless you want a stilleto up your rectum you sit down and shut up!" Having finished this little out burst Deb turned and spun on her heel slipping once more on the gravelly road and landing a tad ungracefully on her own rear. The Lion/SSjMatty stared at Deb from his cowering position. "Oh touchy... touchy aren't we?" "Thats it!" screamed Deb & hauled herself up "This stilletto is goin where the sun don't shine... come ere puss!" The Lion/SSjMatty leapt up and took off dodging and weaving around the Tin man/Porunga and the hay pile with Deb in hot pursuit. Majintoto picked this current moment in time to return to the concious plane as a large brown blurr raced past followed by his mistress. "Come here fat cat!" screamed Deb. Majintoto shook his head.. "If Humphrey jumps out of the bushes then I know I am seeing things." he muttered. The lion/SSjMatty took a flying leap past the Tin man/Porunga. As Deb went to make a tackle so the Tin man/Porunga grabbed her. The lion/SSjMatty stopped his flight to see what had happened to Deb. The Tin man/Porunga held a rather red & irate Deb in his arms. Deb struggled and kicked out at the Tin man/Porunga denting his shin. The Tin man/Porunga hit Deb back knocking her to the ground. "Hey , that was mean." said Deb rubbing her rear where it had connected with the road. "So I really don't care. I have no heart ... remember?" said the Tin man/Porunga. "You have no heart?" asked the Lion/SSjMatty "Yeah thats right." replied the Tin man/Porunga. "And I haven't got a..... Oi.... what was it I havent got?" said the pile of hay that was Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "A brain...." said Deb in defeat. "Thats right I havent got a... errr.... ummm....." Majintoto rolled his eyes. "We are on our way to see the wizard to see if he can help us get back home to Perth, There's a certain spaniel with puppy dog eyes waiting for me." The lion/SSjMatty looked a little confused, so Deb who had all but given up hope by now explained as best she could what the odd looking troupe hoped to do. "Do you think this wizard can help me too ?" asked the Lion/SSjMatty "Sure, why not, jump on the band wagon my friend.. the more the merrier." growled Majintoto. Deb reached over & grabbed the dog by the scruff of the neck and hauled him across to where she was sitting. Holding him firmly she glared at him. "Remember Pikachu?" Majintoto's tail went quickly between his legs and he shut up opting to send glares at the chuckling hay pile instead. "So tell me Fat cat, why do you need courage when you managed to scare us all so easily?" said Deb. "Firstly don't call me Fat cat. And secondly have you ever tried to talk to someone who's gorgeous, lovely, wonderful, sweet, good looking, soft..." Lion/SSjMatty's eyes took on a glazed appearance. "Yep... I listen to her ever 10 minutes looking at herself in the mirror..." snickered Majintoto as he nodded his head in Debs direction. Majintoto yelped as Deb once more grabbed him by the scruff of the neck. "You have been peeking again!" "Ha! Can I help it if you leave your door open? Besides what am I going to do... I'm just a dog. " Deb dropped Majintoto in disgust then pulling herself to her feet looked at the motley crew that surrounded her. She sighed. "Come on then you lot lets continue on our trip and see if we can't find this all mighty Wizard." Once more Deb stuffed the hay into Scarecrow/SSJK2000's garments then making sure the tin man/Porunga was well oiled and that the lion/SSjMatty was in front she picked up Majintoto and they continued on their way to Anime central. A pair of coal black eyes watched from the undergrowth. In an Electrical appliance store not too far away WWW/Queenie was waiting for the salesman to finish the paperwork for the warranty on her new electrolux. Browsing around the shelves she stopped by a big screen TV. Blinking she looked again. The screen clouded over as mist swirled in its depths then the smoke cleared to show...... WWW/Queenie cackled. "The fools" . With a few funny guestures of her hands and some muttering of incantations & magical spells under her breath the deed was done. The salesman nervously cleared his throat and handed WWW/Queenie the box containing the new vaccy. Then he took a few steps backwards as WWW/Queenie opened the box, assembled the vaccy and throwing the cord to the salesman jumped on board. "Well don't just stand there! Plug me in!" she screamed. The salesman shot across the floor to the nearest powerpoint and plunged the plug home. Flicking the switch he turned and watched as the vaccy hummed quietly into life and with a cackle the funny lady and the vaccy lifted off. The salesman scratched his head staring at the retreating figure then turned as he felt a tug on his elbow. There stood another lady, she indicated to the disappearing WWW/Queenie and said... "Can I have one of those new models please?" "Staring back at the now spec that was WWW/Queenie the salesman had a horrible thought.... "Damn! I forgot to ask if she had a fly buys card ..."
The gravelly road wound its way along to an open meadow. The troupe stopped and stared into the distance. "That looks like Anime central up ahead" said Deb. "I sure hope so, I don't know how much more Ican take. You sure know how to knock the stuffing out of someone." whinged Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Deb glared then.... "Hey ... do you guys here that?" woofed Majintoto. "Hear what?" said Deb. "All I can hear is some ringing in my ears." said Tin man/Porunga. "Yes I can hear it ." purred Lion/SSjMatty. "It's some sort of singing." said Deb and cocked her head to listen more. Across the air waves drifted the sweet sounds of a lilting melody......... "Ji ggi ly puff......ji ggi ly puff........ (U all know the tune Im sure so use a bit of imagination here if not...... stiff cheddar... bite me! ^_^) "God I feel tired." said Deb and she sank slowly to the ground stifling a yawn as she went. "I could do with a nap myself." said Lion/SSjMatty. The Tin man/Porunga didn't say anything, he just started to emit funny noises that sounded like snores. Deb lay with her head resting on Scarecrow/SSJK2000, the lion/SSjMatty stretched out at her feet, Majintoto curled up in her arms and the Tin man/Porunga keeping a sleeping virgil over them all. A pair of coal black eyes rolled back into unconciousness and a spandex clothed body sank into slumber as well, unseen by anyone. A bright pink blob appeared over the horizion still singing the melody of unchanging words when its eyes found the sleeping forms. The song stopped. A chuckle of glee left its mouth... a black felt pen was produced out of no where and a budding artist started work....... After placing all sorts of weird drawings on everyones faces Jiggly puff moved through the meadow until it tripped over the prone form of something in blue. Rolling the 'body' over Jiggly puff began to draw.... Bad move.... Feeling the felt tipped pen against his cheek the being awoke, screamed, glowed and with a movement that was so quick he wasn't aware he had done it Jiggly puff was turned into a pile of pink ash. The rest of the group was suddenly jolted back to the *real* world with the sound of a scream and flash of gold light that suddenly went pink leaving a "puff" in the air.........
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