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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 7 Deb rubbed her eyes as the gold flash receded. "What the hell was that?" she asked no one in particular. "A gold flash?" replied the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. The Tin Man/Porunga rolled his eyes in exasperation. Majintoto growled and his hackles stood up. In the distance a blue clothed dark haired figure was spotted zooming away from the scene. Seeing the figure in the sky Deb automatically grabbed onto the nearest thing to try to hide herself. Unfortunately this happened to be the Lion/SSjMatty who promptly let out a meow of shock and fainted. Majintoto snickered. "So much for the king of the beasts..... Look woman if you had cared to watch you would have seen that it isn't the witchy poo but someone else and they are going in the opposite direction." Deb let go of the unconscious Lion/SSjMatty and stood up trying to dust herself off and act as if nothing had happened. " How was I supposed to know.... everything around here just keeps getting weirder and weirder." she muttered to herself. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 suddenly started to laugh hysterically. Everyone looked at him and then at each other. Light bulbs lit up over everyone's heads. Including the still unconscious Lion/SSjMatty. Everyone was sporting a new look in face paint...... *Poof* Amid another cloud of blue smoke the GFOTN/SSLP appeared. "Cough, cough... Oh its you again Fairy lady. " said Deb as she waved her hand around to clear the smoke. "Yes its me." said GFOTN/SSLP. "Seems like I leave you alone for just one moment and you get into all sorts of trouble." "Who is that?" Whispered Tim Man/Porunga to the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "Who are you?" asked Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Majintoto growled. "Shes supposed to be a good one of those witchety things but if you ask me shes too flouncy & fond of the smoke. She hasn't actually done anything yet but wave that wand around and prance about." "Still wearing your pink bow I see little doggy." said GFOTN/SSLP as she gave Majintoto a glare and then turning to the rest of the group she put her wand in the air and waved it about. Chanting something that was totally foreign to the group she suddenly threw up her hands and black smoke exploded around them all sending everyone once more into coughing fits. As the smoke cleared so it came apparent that the spell had worked in mysterious ways. "Ha.. ha... ha." Deb held her sides as she laughed herself silly looking at the others. The drawings had all vanished underneath what appeared to be thick black soot that now covered everyone's face. Deb couldn't hold her mirth as four sets of white eyes peered out from black faces at her. "Oh you lot should see just how funny you look." she giggled. "Talk about the kettle calling the pot black..." muttered Majintoto under his breath, then " Has the thought occurred to you to have a look at yourself woman!" he snapped as he valiantly rubbed his paws over his face. Deb moved over to Tin Man/Porunga and wiped a clean
spot on his chest then peered at her reflection. "Why you frazzled
old excuse for a fairy...... just wait till I get my hands on you..." The fairy side stepped easily and Deb went sailing past, once more losing her footing on the gravely road and ending up with Scarecrow/SSJK2000 again sprawled underneath her. Before she could try for a second shot the fairy raised her wand and spoke quickly. "Keep heading down this gravely road to Anime central. Its not far now, just over that rise and you will be at the main gates. There you will find the Wizard and he will be able to help you." Then with another *poof* of blue smoke she was gone. "If she keeps that up I gotta get me a gas mask..." said Majintoto. Using the Tin Man/Porunga as a support Deb hauled herself up off the hay pile. Come on then guys I suppose we had better head off. "Arent we forgetting something?" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "Like what?" asked Tin Man/Porunga. "I don't know... Im only here to ask the questions not give the answers." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "I think we need to wake up sleeping beauty." said Deb nodding at the Lion/SSjMatty. "Easy done." said Majintoto and he casually strolled over to where Leo was snoozing. Leaning over the form of the Lion/SSjMatty he reached towards his ear and then..... * WOOF !!! * * MEEEE OOO WWWWWW !!!* The Lion/SSjMatty screamed and jumped six foot in the air, his paws and tail flailing as with a thump he landed on top of Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Not you as well...." came the muffled voice......... A short while later the troupe arrived at the outskirts of the city. "Wow." whistled Majintoto as he looked at the skyscrapers that made up the concrete jungle ahead. "Havent you ever seen a city before?" asked Tin Man/Porunga. "Nope... I'm just a country boy." replied the dog. "Same here." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "So this is Anime central then?" asked Lion/SSjMatty. "Looks like it." said Deb "How come it says Welcome to Tokyo on that sign then?" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "Well that figures..... Tokyo..... Anime...... you know ??" Deb waved her hand around to the others. Blank stares greeted her. "Oh forget it..... come on lets go in." Deb went to push open the door to enter the city but it wouldn't budge. Majintoto tapped a paw on her ankle and pointed to the sign.... *No door to door or religious callers* said the sign. "But were not Mormons." said Deb. "Morons would be more to the point." snickered the dog. "Who are you calling a moron?" miaowed Lion/SSjMatty. "Whats a moron?" asked Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "I rest my case." Sniggered Majintoto. "Stand aside." said Tin Man/Porunga and he advanced on the door with his axe. "Knew we brought him for a reason." muttered Majintoto. Within minutes the group was inside the door and facing a carriage. A small guy was sitting on the front holding the reins that were attached to a brown horse. "Want a lift?" he asked. Deb didn't wait to be asked twice, the blisters from the stilettos reminding her of how far they had come. The rest piled in and away they went. "Can you take us to the Wizard?" asked Deb. "Sure" said the little guy and with a click of his tongue the pink horse moved off. "Whoa!" said Deb as the horse changed yet again this time to purple. Deb blinked as the horse changed once more, this time to a snow white. "Oh wow did you see that?" she said. "See what?" asked Majintoto. "We call it a horse of a different colour" said the driver. "I have got to get me one of those." said Deb "Okay thats it... your ripped again... come on gimme the drugs...." said Majintoto. "No way... get your own." snapped Deb as she continued to stare at the green horse. "I have but I can't work the damn lighter." growled Majintoto. "Look at my paws... do you see an opposable thumb anywhere?" "Any excuse" "Shut up wench." huffed the dog. "So I guess that means you wont get me one for Christmas?" sighed Deb staring at the lemon rump that pulled the carriage. "And just how am I meant to get you one? Does it look like I have pockets to hold money in?" snarled Majintoto. "Write Santa a letter?" said Deb hopefully. "Again.... the thumb." "It always comes back to your lack of appendages doesn't it? I mean if you can talk surely a simple letter......" "Well Im sorry for not being a god." sniffed Majintoto. "Who's a god? I thought I was the only god around here. I mean I was on a cross and all that." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Deb groaned. "Here we are." said the driver as he came to a stop out the front of a building that had 'Bandai Studios' emblazoned across the front of it. "This is where the Wizard lives." Everyone climbed out and headed for the door. Deb knocked and waited. A small panel opened and a man stuck his head out. "What do you want?" he said. "We have come to see the Wizard." said Deb. "Go away, the Wizard has seen enough circuses this week." "But we aren't the circus!" yapped Majintoto. "Could have fooled me." smirked the man. "I will get us in there" said Tin Man/Porunga. "How?" chorused the rest. "Easy... we turn the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 super saiya-jin.... pass me a match....." "Don't you dare!" yelled Deb. "Awww why not?" asked Majintoto. "Cause we don't have any marshmallows to toast and it would be a shame to waste him." "Good point." said Lion/SSjMatty. "Here let me try once more. We need to see the Wizard, the GFOTN/SSLP sent us." said Deb. "Well why didn't you say so?" said the man and he opened the door and led them down a corridor to a room. "Just wait here. The Wizard will be with you in a moment." and he was gone. They looked around at the four walls. A large screen was on one wall and a few seats scattered around. Several ceiling fans turned lazily. Then there is a huge flash and a face appears on the screen. "Who demands an audience with the Wizard of Auz?" said the Wiz/Kermi. "We do " woofed Majintoto before anyone had a chance to say anything. "What is it you want? I am a very busy man." boomed the Wiz/Kermi Deb kicked Majintoto... "I will handle this." she snapped. "Please Mr wizard sir, I need to get home to Perth and the GFOTN/SSLP said you could help me." "What about us?" said Lion/SSjMatty. "Your on your own Leo." hissed Deb and then put on an angelic face. "I will help you if you do something for me." said the Wizard/Kermi "Sure thing wizzy... just name it." said Majintoto, thinking of a certain spaniel. "Bring me the Vacuum cleaner of WWW/Queenie and I will help you all." said the Wiz/Kermi. "Oh great!...... Just what do you want with her vaccy?" said Deb "Have you seen the dust around here?" said the Wiz/Kermi. "I guess hired help ain't what it used to be." muttered the dog. Deb was just about to open her mouth and protest some more when the face on the screen began to pulse & heave. "Now leave and get the vaccy before I change my mind and turn you all into DUST !!" roared the wiz/Kermi and to prove his point jets of flame shot up. The Lion/SSjMatty shot out the door, Tin Man/Porunga shot under the chair, Scarecrow/SSJK2000 shot to pieces, Majintoto shot into the air and Deb finally succeeded in locating the glass and had a shot. Deb managed to gather the group together ready to head off when she realised Majintoto was missing. A creaking from the overhead fan alerted them. Slowly they all raised their heads and then burst into laughter as one brown mongrel was circling the room dangling by his testicles from the ceiling fan.......
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