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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 8 Deb couldn't help but laugh till tears ran down her face as the fan with its cargo continued to turn lazily, wobbling a bit with the extra weight of the dog. "Yeah .. Yeah... Get your kicks now why don't you." growled the dog. "I have a good mind to leave you there." said Deb still giggling. "You do and I will report you to the RSPCMT." huffed the brown bundle. "Umm shouldn't that be the RSPCA?" said the Lion/SSjMatty. "What would you know fur ball. It stands for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Majin Toto." said the dog. "Are you related to royalty then? Cool...." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 from various parts of the floor. "The only royalty he is related to is the royal flush" muttered Deb. "I heard that." "You were meant to." The Tin Man/Porunga pushed his way through, "Here let me be of assistance. I will get him down for you." and he went to swing his axe. Majintoto gave a yelp and the thought of being separated from his family jewels caused his hold on the fan to slip and he fell into an undignified heap on the floor. "At least he's down now." growled the Lion/SSjMatty. "Maybe now we can get going." "Okay then, Lets hit the road." said Deb. "Speaking of the road and your uncanny ability to keep getting up close and personal with it, arent you forgetting something?" asked the Tin Man/Porunga. "No she isn't." woofed Majintoto. "Yes she is." came a voice from all around. Deb looked wildly around for the voice. "Great, now I am hearing things." "Your always hearing things." growled Majintoto. "What happens when you bite the dust?" asked the Lion/SSjMatty. "She lands fair on her butt." offered Majintoto. "She usually manages to land on me." came the voice again. A light bulb went off over the top of Debs head. "Whats that?" asked the Tin Man/Porunga. "Thats my excuse for a mistress." snickered the dog. "No not that! I know that already, I meant the thing over the top of her head." said Tin Man/Porunga. "Watch it mutt or you will find yourself in the dog refuge and I will take the Lion/SSjMatty home to Perth with me.... I have always liked cats.." said Deb. The Lion/SSjMatty poked his tongue out at Majintoto. "Excuse me, If you have quite finished would someone answer my question?" said the Tin Man/Porunga. "What was the question? Oh yeah... that thing is commonly known as a light bulb. It is used to indicate that the person or thing has suddenly had an idea or realised what is going on. The brightness with which it shines has no reflection as to the the individuals overall intelligence... much.... " said Majintoto and then sat down with a smug expression on his face. "Regular walking encyclopedia ain't ya." sniffed Deb. "Oh I get it." said the Tin Man/Porunga. "I wish someone would get you." growled Majintoto softly. "Okay...Okay... Thats enough. Lets get the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 and get going." said Deb. The group gathered up all the bits of hay and straw and stuffed them back into the various items of apparel that made up the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Thanks guy's." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "For a while there I thought I was going to be left behind." "Never." said Deb. "Awww thats so sweet. No one has ever cared about me like this before. Always it has been Scare away the crow's with no thought to what I may feel." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Don't flatter yourself. She only want's you along to stop her rear from getting bruised." huffed the dog. He wouldn't admit it but he was getting just a tad jealous of the Lion/SSjMatty and Scarecrow/SSJK2000 and the attention they were getting from Deb. He needed to get back in her good books. After all she was his ticket home... home to a certain soft eyed spaniel. The troupe once more found themselves on the outside of the city. "So anyone got any ideas as to which way to the WWW/Queenies castle?" asked Deb. "Nope." came the chorused reply. "Hang on a tic, what does that sign say?" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Errr.... This way to the castle." said Lion/SSjMatty. Deb smacked her forehead. "Now why didn't I think to read that?" Majintoto rolled his eyes. "And I thought you had a brain...." Setting off along the gravely road again they headed in the direction the sign pointed. Majintoto, Tin Man/Porunga and the Lion/SSjMatty made sure they were on either side of Deb, leaving the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 to bring up the rear... literally. Pretty soon they entered a dark gloomy forest. "Hey this forest is pretty dark and gloomy." said the Lion/SSjMatty. "No shit Einstein." said Majintoto. "Well its okay for you, you're supposed to be the fearless guard dog remember?" huffed the Lion/SSjMatty. Deb exploded into laughter and promptly slipped landing on the hay stack again. "I really need to get transferred to another fairy tale." groaned the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Gradually the dark gloomy forest began to thin and the dark gloomy light from above was seen once more. In the distance they could see a dark gloomy grey stoned castle upon a dark gloomy mountain. "That must be it." said Deb. "God she's a genius." said Majintoto. "How come the evil dudes have always got to live in a cold dark gloomy castle that sits on a nearly unclimbable mountain?" "I don't know, it's just always been that way." said Deb. "Well it wouldn't look right if it was a cheery place all in bright colours now would it?" said the Tin Man/Porunga. "I mean could you imagine Dracula in a daffodil yellow castle upon a small hill? Totally loses the effect don't you think?" "Good point." said Majintoto. "Right guys, this is it." said Deb. "We are getting near the castle grounds and I'm sure that witchy thing has some sort of security so keep your eyes peeled." "Has anyone got a peeler? I seem to have misplaced mine." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Idiots!... I'm surrounded by idiots." groaned Deb. Nearing the base of the mountain the air became decidedly chillier. Majintoto sat down and refused to budge any further. "I wish you would have left me hanging by the testicles." muttered Majintoto. "Couldn't do that, we need all the help we can get." said Deb. "Nu uh. don't count on me, that witchy is nuts." said the dog. "The witch won't be the one removing your nuts if you don't get going." growled Deb. The Tin Man/Porunga flashed his axe in confirmation. "I'm hungry, did someone mention nuts?" piped up Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Yes now go and grow some." sniggered Majintoto. "Salted or non salted?" was the reply. "I thought you had no brain." growled the dog. "He doesn't, thats why he's asking." chipped in the Lion/SSjMatty. "I'm beginning to wonder how he even talks without a damm brain." muttered Majintoto. "I could ask a similar thing about a certain dog." said Deb. "I could say that you need new boob's too." huffed Majintoto. "Why you cheeky mongrel. No more doggy choc's for you." "Those things taste like shit anyway. Is that me or are monkey's meant to fly?" said Majintoto. "Okay thats it! Where did you stash the booze this time?" said Deb. "Okay you look for the booze while I run for my damm life." said the dog and he hightailed it back in the direction of the dark gloomy forest. Meanwhile.......... In the dark gloomy grey stone castle upon the dark gloomy nearly unclimbable mountain the WWW/Queenie was staring into her large flat screen T.V. The image was a little blurry but she could make out the five figures headed in her direction. "Damm this reception." she said. "I bet those blasted monkey's are roosting on the aerial again." Watching the group get closer her eyes squinted and her mouth crinkled into an evil grin. "I will have those stilettos yet!" She turned and stuck her head out the door. Screaming down the passage way she summoned her pets to her room. Hearing the screeching voice the monkey's all put their hands over their ears at the same time. Once the infernal noise had stopped they quickly headed into the WWW/Queenie's lounge room. "Yes oh ugly one" they said as they bowed before her royal greenness. "I have a job for you to do." she waved at the T.V. "See these characters here... I want you to go out there and stop them. But bring me the girl and the dog. What you do with the others is up to you, I don't care about them, I just want the dame and the dog." The monkeys sniggered. "Those characters?" asked the Yellow one. "It might be a bit difficult. your wicked witch of the west Queenlyness". WWW/Queenie looked at the screen. Happily playing was the latest Sesame street show. "Damm! The remote is playing up again." and she quickly changed the channel to show Deb and the crew working their way steadily to the dark gloomy grey stone castle upon the dark gloomy nearly unclimbable mountain. "Those guy's." she cackled. The monkey's all took note of their intended victims. "Now.... its time to go to work." WWW/Queenie moved to the window and opened it wide allowing the monkeys to climb up and out onto the ledge. "Fly my pretties... fly...." and she pointed to the dark gloomy sky. The monkey's all jumped and fell out of the window....... WWW/Queenie banged her head on the window ledge. "I said fly! not fall you idiots!!" The monkey's scrambled to their feet and sheepishly unfolded their wings. A few flaps later and they were gone. "I have really got to get some better help." groaned WWW/Queenie. Back on the edge of the dark gloomy forest....... "What the?" said Deb as she looked up into the dark gloomy sky. "In coming!" she screamed and then sprinted after Majintoto. The monkey's lined up their prey and swooped in. One grabbed Deb and lifted her off the ground, another pounced on the little brown form of Majintoto while the other two took care of the rest of the gang. "Help...Help..." screamed Deb as she was born away. "Stuff her... save me..." yapped Majintoto. But down in the dark gloomy forest the cries for help were heard but unresponded to. You see the monkey's had done their job well. The Lion/SSjMatty was stuck up a tree, trembling too much to get down. The Tin Man/Porunga had been un bolted and lay in a heap of scrap and the scarecrow/SSJK2000? Yup you guessed it.... once more he had lost his filling...... scattered to the four dark and gloomy winds......
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