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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 9
Gingerly picking himself up he looked about to locate the rest of the group. Glinting off to one side was the scrap heap that was the Tin Man/Porunga, various wisps of straw lay scattered around indicating the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 had yet again been disembowelled. Trying to decide which of his comrades he should put together first he mused over their situation. Being a rather large pussy cat he followed instinct and began to chase and pounce on the bits of straw as they fluttered by on the dark gloomy winds, also he realised that like Majintoto he didn't have an opposable thumb and would need the Scarecrow/SSJK2000's help to wield the spanner if he was to put the Tin Man/Porunga back together. Tightening up the last bolt the pair stood back to admire their work. Lion/SSjMatty scratched his head, somehow it didn't look quite right. "What have you done to me?" screeched the TinMan/Porunga. "Put you back together... Why?" "In case you had failed to notice my left arm does not consist of a knee joint and foot and how am I supposed to walk with one hand and one leg?" The TinMan/Porunga bellowed sarcastically. "Ummm you could always hop." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 helpfully. The TinMan/Porunga groaned The Lion/SSjMatty looked scared. "Don't blame me... he was the one that said thats where the bits went. I just followed orders." "Didn't it occur to you that things didn't look right with my anatomy?" "Ummm well yes the thought did cross my mind." "So why didn't you say something?" "Well he looked like he knew what he was doing... In any case he may have hit me if I said anything." said the Lion/SSjMatty. The TinMan/Porunga rolled his eyes. "Aren't you forgetting one vital thing here? The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 doesn't have a BRAIN!!!" "Ummm oh yeah...." The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 huffed at this. "Minor detail.." The TinMan/Porunga sighed audibly. "Please... do you think you can help me out here and put my parts where they are supposed to go? I mean we do still have to find Deb and that mongrel." The pair began to unbolt and rebolt the TinMan/Porunga once more, this time they got it right. "Now, which way did those monkey's go with Deb & the dog?" he asked. "I have no idea. In case you missed it I was sort of spreading myself around." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. They both turned and looked at the Lion/SSjMatty expectantly. The Lion/SSjMatty who was busy washing his face with his paw looked up at the silence. "What?" "Did you see which way the monkey's went." asked the long suffering TinMan/Porunga. "Errr... no. I was kinda hiding my eyes hoping they would just go away." "Great!" "Seeing as how we are in the WWW/Queenies dark gloomy forest I would hazard a guess that they went back to the dark gloomy castle on the dark gloomy nearly unclimbable mountain." offered the Lion/SSjMatty. "Why didn't I think of that?" said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Declining to answer that on the grounds that he may be driven insane the TinMan/Porunga picked up his axe and turned towards the dark gloomy castle. The other two followed. In the dark gloomy castle......... WWW/Queenie cackled to herself as she watched the monkey's assault on her flat screen TV. "Soon I will have those stilettos." she said and she rubbed her hands together with glee. "You gotta admit the view is quite stunning" yelled Deb. "I think I'm getting air sick." moaned Majintoto. "Where do they keep the parachutes on these things?" The monkey's approached the dark gloomy castle. "Lead monkey to tower... lead monkey to tower... requesting permission to land...over..." "This is tower to lead monkey... you are clear to land through the south drawbridge entry... over..." "Thanks tower.... beginning final decent now..." Deb watched as the drawbridge lowered and the monkey swooped in low through the arch. Seeing the dark gloomy stone floor rapidly approaching she screamed and rolled herself into a ball. The heels of the stilettos dug in as they crash landed. A brown furball went bouncing past to come to rest against a wall. Picking themselves up they glanced around the courtyard. Quickly the monkey's disentangled themselves and came hopping over. "The WWW/Queenie is waiting for you two so lets move it." said the lead monkey and with a shove he pushed Deb towards the dark gloomy stone staircase that led to a dark gloomy door. "Hey quit shoving you undergrown ape." said Deb as she stumbled towards the dark gloomy stone staircase, Majintoto at her heels. They entered the dark gloomy castle's innards and went through a maze of dark gloomy hallways then through another dark gloomy door before walking down another dark gloomy staircase to find themselves in a smallish dark gloomy room. There was a desk, chair and small window to one side. The rest of the room was bare. The monkey's left their prisoners and returned to their favourite perch... back on the aerial. Deb looked around, no hope of escape here. The window was too small for her to fit through. Suddenly the door burst open and the WWW/Queenie swept in. "So glad you could drop by. I trust you had a pleasant flight?" "As a matter of fact the flight was lousy... no in flight movie." grumbled Deb. "Yeah and the food sucked." added Majintoto. "Well I really don't care, now that I have you I fully intend to get those stilettos off you my dear." she cackled. "I already told you witchy they won't come off." WWW/Queenie waved her hand. "Yeah.. yeah I know. They wont come off till your dead. Thats why your here." WWW/Queenie reached into the pocket of her black jeans. Deb and Majintoto instinctively dived under the desk. WWW/Queenie looked around as she pulled an object from her pocket. "You can come out you know. I'm not about to blast you or anything." Deb and Majintoto eased their way back out, Deb looked curiously at the WWW/Queenies hand. The WWW/Queenie walked over to the desk and placed the object on it. "See that egg timer? Well once all the sand has passed through its curtains for you." she hissed. Deb blinked. "Hey thats unfair. It doesn't give me a whole lot of time to do the things I have always wanted to do before I leave this dimension." "Too bad." "Let me get this straight." piped up the dog. "When all that sand has gone from top to bottom Deb here bites the big one." "Yep. Got it in one you furball. It also means
that my eggs are cooked." smirked WWW/Queenie Majintoto looked at the timer and then at Deb. "Looks like your goose is cooked too." he snickered. "I don't see why you are all so perky. Your stuck here too you know." said Deb. She sat down and tried to figure out a way to escape. "I got it!" "I hope its not contagious then." sniggered Majintoto. Deb glared, "I need you to go and fetch the others so they can rescue me." "Hell no! You can rot in here I'm hightailing my butt out of here." "Forgetting something?" said Deb. "And what might that be?" asked the dog. "Without me you can't get home." snickered Deb. "Your lying again." "You sure about that?" "How do I know you're not?" said the dog. "Just trust me... I'm your best bet to getting back home." "Why should I, you would say anything to get out of here." huffed Majintoto. With a quick dive Deb grabbed the unsuspecting dog and moved to the small window. Majintoto looked at the size of the gap and back to Deb. "Theres no way you are gonna fit through that!" he sniggered. "Told you to join the local weight watchers." "Maybe I wont fit through... but you will. Now go and find the others and come and rescue me." she said as she chucked the dog out of the window. "Fly my pretty...fly...." "Looks like I'm blasting off again." thought Majintoto as he found himself winging through the dark gloomy air. Deb walked back over to the desk and stared at the egg timer. "Like sand through the hour glass... so are the days of our lives..." she thought idly then noting that the top was nearly empty she picked up the timer and flipped it over. Meanwhile........ The three unlikely friends had managed to get as far as the base of the dark gloomy castle. They crouched behind some rocks and watched as the WWW/Queenies *scouts* patrolled the walls. "Now what?" asked Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Somehow we have to get inside there & rescue Deb and the dog." said the TinMan/Porunga. "Well I'm all for watching you two rescue Deb but feel free to leave the mutt behind." sniffed the Lion/SSjMatty. A light bulb popped over the TinMan/Porunga's head. "Theres that symbol thingy again." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Now what was it that meant when it showed up?" "It means that the person has had an idea.... Oh look I don't know why I am bothering, you will only forget again. I have had an idea. See those scouts over there?......" The TinMan/Porunga outlined his plan to the other two. The Lion/SSjMatty, with a lot of pushing from his friends strolled towards the scouts. When he deemed himself close enough he called out to them. "Hey girls.... want to come and capture me?" The scouts turned around and seeing the enemy immediately gave chase. The Lion/SSjMatty took off back towards the rocks where the other two were waiting in ambush. A tremendous fight ensued with sailor skirts, boots, bow's and gloves flying in all directions. Then silence. "Why do I have to be the transvestite Sailor Scout?" grumbled the TinMan/Porunga. "Shut up, were all the same." growled the Lion/SSjMatty. "Yeah but I'm the macho chick." "Well there is no way I'm letting you be sailor Mars." replied the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Not with those fireballs." "But why do I have to be Sailor Jupiter? Everytime I use the thunder attack it's gonna blow my bolts!" whined the TinMan/Porunga. *WHOOOSHHHH* Majintoto flew gracefully through the air to land smack on one of their heads. "Sh*t! Now we got to re stuff Sailor Venus." said the Lion/SSjMatty. Majintoto picked himself up and stared at the group. He shook his head. "Okay... okay... Thats it. I've seen it all now..... cross dressing fictional characters..." "Well have you got a better idea for getting into the dark gloomy castle?" sniffed the Lion/SSjMatty. The three would be saviours passed evil glances between themselves then before he knew what hit him they pounced on the little dog.... A few minutes later four figures clad in Sailor Suits complete with head bands approached the draw bridge. "I f***ing hate you guy's..." muttered Majintoto... aka Sailor Moon. "Just think of your tail as the Moon Sceptre." giggled the Lion/SSjMatty. "Halt... Who goes there?" "Let us in man... we have been out on patrol and my feet are killing me." replied the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 aka Sailor Venus. "You sure your the Sailor Scouts?" "Who else would we be dressed up in these outfits? " responded Majintoto. "Umm be right back... I need to check with the boss cookie first." and the voice disappeared. "Stuff waiting for the witchy poo, lets just break our way in." said Majintoto. The four Sailor Scouts took up position...... "Venus crescent beam SMASH! ...... Ohh wait, I'm not a real Sailor Scout am I?" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Mercury bubbles!" cried the Lion/SSjMatty and promptly began to foam at the mouth. "Aggghhhh...... he's got rabies!" yelled Majintoto and ducked behind the TinMan/Porunga. "Jupiter Thunder ATTACK!" screamed the TinMan/Porunga and with a loud bang nuts, bolts and bits of metal exploded.
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