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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. For all of our faithful readers out there that have commented, followed, begged and abused us for this fic we are proud to present the Epilogue. This should tie up any loose ends and let you all know what your favourite characters are up to now......... I think..... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Epilogue
Deb stared at the computer screen as she clicked the save button. Finally she had finished. After all that had happened to her over the past few weeks she had decided against her better judgement to record all the happenings on paper, not that anyone would believe her tale. I mean, lets face it.... Fairy's, haystacks, talking dogs, tin cans, monkeys, cats and red stiletto's are not exactly the thing any sane person would talk about. Re reading the text Deb's mind wandered back.......... Back to what the others were all doing now........... *cue dream type music and wavy lines* The munchkins.... Or height deprived people as they preferred to be called had continued to spend some time in the small colourful forest until the reality that the WWE/Psyprass had really gone for good sank in. Then being no longer bound to the forest they had left to seek fame and fortune amongst other things. They did manage to break into the big time and were last seen on Broadway in the smash hit play "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." They are rumoured to have been offered lucrative contracts with the Walt Disney studios for a series of films that require pygmies amongst other things. The Scarecrow/SSJK2000.... Deb smiled as she thought about the haystack and then scowled as she rubbed her rear remembering the bruises she had suffered. Having at last achieved his goal of getting a brain the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 decided to put it to good use. He joined a website and registered as a member on the bulletin board there and proceeded to drive all the other members insane with his continuous postings of alleged 'spam', to the point where he had to change his name and can now be found under the pseudonym of..... Tony. The GFOTN/SSLP discovered that the Tin Man/Porunga had the entire series of Heartbeat and being an avid fan they joined together. Over time this union gave rise to a fairy tale which is still well known today..... The Tin Soldier and the ballerina. It also explains why all the little soldiers that can be found in toy stores today are such wimpy looking things. The WWW/Queenie after disappearing for some time with the spandex clad figure re emerged one day and now owns and operates a large chain of Spandex stores which generate so much income that she doesn't have to work anymore. The last we knew of her she was somewhere over the rainbow experimenting in more spandex fetishes with the raven haired muscular man of her dreams to add to the growing demand from her devoted customers. With the WWW/Queenie now gone from the dark gloomy castle the monkeys were able to take up permanent residence in the place and roost on the aerial to their hearts content without fear of being screamed at for interfering with the reception. Oh, they also developed an obsession for the show Sesame Street. The Lion/SSjMatty did enrol for his course in self esteem and after spending the first couple of days hiding under the desk was actually able to learn something. By the time the course had ended he received his diploma certifying him as one big pussycat. Now having the courage he needed he was able to conquer his fears and finally make his move on a blonde robot that had intrigued him for as long as he could remember. The fact that the robot was related to the Tin Man/Porunga and that said Tin man/Porunga with his little axe was no longer around to warn him off had nothing to do with it. The Winkies aka the Sailor Scouts no longer bound to protect the WWW/Queenie or her dark gloomy castle were spotted by a Japanese company and signed up for a tv show pilot episode. The show was an instant hit and the Scouts rocketed to fame. They can be found on most channels throughout the world in varying time slots protecting the innocents and draining the moon of its power. The Wizard/Kermi disappeared for a while with the Ansett plane. He was finally forced to land when the liquidators moved in and repossessed the aircraft. Shortly after though he was approached by another company and is now happily piloting for Virgin Blue. When asked to comment on his current situation and if he was happy with it he replied... "Hell yes! Who wouldn't be when you get to spend each day with a bunch of virgins flying through cloud nine." With the kennels destroyed Queenie had no way of making a living and so she left the kennels and moved down the road to take up residence in the seemingly deserted stud farm. She now raises show horses which as it turns out is a lot more profitable than dogs. Majintoto found his beloved spaniel/H4Vegeta waiting patiently for him amongst the rubble of what used to be Queenie's canine cocker spaniel kennels. He related all of his terrible misfortunes to her soft sympathetic ears. With Queenie having moved down the road to raise larger hairy four legged beasts the pair stayed at the former kennels and are now happily raising their third litter of puppies. Staring out through the window at the large scrap yard that was now her current home on a little colony known as L2, Deb mused over her own fate. She glanced again at the sneakers still attached to her feet and gave a rueful smile, at least they were more practical than those red things. She was jolted back from her mental wanderings as a pair of arms found their way to her shoulders and a long chestnut braid of hair draped into her lap as a mouth whispered into her ear, "Whacha doin?" She looked around into blue eyes tinged with violet. "Just finishing up on my memoirs." "Oh.. Okay." and he left her in peace to go wash up for dinner. Deb's eyes followed the Deathscythe pilots form as he left the room. She laughed out loud.... "Yep who would ever believe all this crazy stuff?" ~ Fin ~
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